Ya, I think the statistic is that over the course of your life, you eat like 5 spiders in your sleep. Luckily we have ominous arachnids waiting till we go to sleep to pull scandalous stunts like this... otherwise I might not go insane trying to fall asleep...
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Sounds like you need to have a heartfelt talk with your Uncle Ben.
don't feel so bad...I think one bit me right next to my balls...
i think one bit my cock slit. or "urethra" for all you doctors.
yikes! sounds like no fun
that's disturbing. I like it.
WE THIRST FOR YOUR DELICIOUS EYE FLUIDS, RYAN
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thats just wrong
WE THIRST FOR YOUR DELICIOUS EYE FLUIDS, RYAN
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Ya, I think the statistic is that over the course of your life, you eat like 5 spiders in your sleep. Luckily we have ominous arachnids waiting till we go to sleep to pull scandalous stunts like this... otherwise I might not go insane trying to fall asleep...
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